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Please don't.

She'll kill you and I don't think I could be a single parent of four. That's so many children to wrangle, Satoru.

that's the last thing i want to hear from you rn
i'm the one wrangling AS WE SPEAK

And they're barking so really ...

( He's kidding. )

Okay, check those pizza vouchers. Are they still in date? Maybe a little bribery can work.

( And he knows they could use Gojo's money even if they weren't but a part of him is oddly defensive of doing this right. It would be too easy to let the other boy take the brunt of it. Geto can't allow that. Which means vouchers, using his own money. )

We do have a yard. But we're also not often home. That's a lot of responsibility for your sister if we're on mission. Have you asked her?

...not yet. i was hoping to ask her after i've gotten approval so i don't get her hopes up.

You think she wants one too?

why wouldn't she? girls like cute things. and this way she won't be home alone when we're out.

Puppies can be feisty.

YES
MOM IS BRINGING HOME PIZZA!!!!!!!

then a teen dog. one that's already been housetrained. shelters always have dogs up for adoption.

please. i'll be responsible.

Technically I'm coming home to get the vouchers first, but sure.

I said we can talk about it as a family, Megumi. But you know we have to make sure everyone is all right with it, and that we have all our bases covered.

[ the problem with this approach is that, out of the four kids under the geto-gojo household, megumi fully inherited gojo satoru's sheer force of will. all he's hearing right now is permission to terrorise his sisters. ]

then i can ask everyone else? if i get the votes, can i put forth my options?

[ what kind of child talks like this, really ]

p sure i can just call it in
if you can pick it up on the way back
i'm never letting you leave again once you come back through the door just fyi

( Have they done THE WORST JOB at parenting? Maybe. )

Tell everyone I want a list from each of you as to the pros and cons of dog ownership. Also what responsibility might go to which child. And be prepared for some kickback on type of pet. Nana's been feeding the alley cat.

Will they take the code over the phone?

( The vouchers are important. He is checking his wallet. )

If yes I can pick up. You just have to put the order in. And please, remember they are children and they can share. We ate pizza for days last time.

[ nanako... betrayal, like brutus stabbing caesar in the back. ]

so i have my work cut out for me.

[ mission: get a dog received. ]

what if we just get a tiger.