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[gorb]

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[gorb]

Do I pretend to know the inner machinations of your brain?

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[goatjo]

ok well
if i was gonna bark at someone
it'd def be the wheezy bags of bones trying to call the shots
and you're always there when they wanna gripe at me

[goatjo]

anyway
nana and megs got into it
then he chased her down the hall
barking
is that like a sit in timeout sorta thing
or do we gotta call someone

[gorb]

( Hang on.

Is it? He thinks about calling his mother to ask, but decides against that pretty quick. He's already avoiding having to explain why he's shacked up with four kids. )

Otosan likes to tell people I wanted to be a bunny when I was three, so I don't think it's too problematic.

They're not biting each other?

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[goatjo]

WHAT
SERIOUSLY
do you have pics of sugu-bunny
did you hop everywhere
i can't believe you passed down furry genes to the kids lmfao
i'm texting your mom and asking for deets

[goatjo]

wait
h/o

[ brief pause in the flow of messages, and then: ]

ok nvm
i tried asking
but my ears weren't designed for whatever octave she's yelling in

[gorb]

... Who's yelling? Nana?

[goatjo]

mimi's yelling too
but i think it's just kind of a team effort (｡>﹏<)

[gorb]

She supports her siblings' rights to bark if they want to.

Do you want me to ask the grandma at the 7-11?

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[goatjo]

i think she's yelling
that we gotta chop megs' head off to test him for rabies
but i like your blended family optimism

[goatjo]

NO omfg
not her!!!!!
she's already so judgy whenever i buy snacks

[gorb]

Satoru.
How the fuck do the kids know about testing for rabies?!

[goatjo]

you're the one who said
letting them watch those nature shows was better than anime
no one ever chopped anyone's head off in digimon ( •̀⤙•́ )

[gorb]

They're supposed to be heartwarming!!!

[goatjo]

we're getting off topic
are you coming home soon
this single parent shit can kick rocks

[gorb]

There's a curse down by the station, I'm going to get it before I leave.
I shouldn't be long.
And didn't you say it would be easy?

[goatjo]

[ ... damn, he did say that, didn't he. ]

maybe i just miss you
sooooooooooooo much
i might keel over if i don't see your weird bangs soon

[gorb]

You're a big boy, you can manage.

Do we need anything brought back? Kibble? Bowls? Collars?

[goatjo]

very funny
our only son is following in your furry footsteps
and you're cracking jokes

[gorb]

He'll be fine! And if he isn't we can send him to puppy school.

Try teaching him tricks.

[goatjo]

ok since you're so supportive
you get to go to the parent-teacher conference this time
when he decides to bark in class

[gorb]

His teacher thinks we're delinquents as it is. Maybe we should use some of your fortune and get a nanny.

( He's kidding, he thinks school is important. He just has to remember Gojo their first year to remind himself of that. )

[goatjo]

p sure dog sitters are cheaper

[gorb]

Shall we give it a week and then decide? I'm pretty sure it will blow over.

[goatjo]

how long did your lil bunny phase last