( Geto certainly didn't believe he'd stumble out of his teens with two wards but here he is. Mass murderer, zealot, accidental father figure. )
You keep them alive and you hope the rest works itself out. Snacks always help.
Or you could just not and stay paralysed by fear. I'm not going to tell you what to do. I already have enough people needing that. But if Satoru can then why not you?
( Moments after that's sent there's a knock at the window. The window that's too high for a normal person but a curse user sitting atop a manta ray? Absolutely fine. He waves cheerfully, backlit by the city and the night's lights, motioning with his phone in one hand before he goes back to typing. )
( His presence will be felt before he announces himself, he isn't hiding himself away today. Bang on time there will be a polite knock, and Geto will be at Gojo's apartment door, dressed down for the day in loose-fitted clothing, sweat pants and sliders, a worn tshirt stretched over his chest. He even has a gift ( cupcakes, bright blue frosting ) tucked in the crook of his arm, because there's not enough of a world shift to shake the good behaviour from him.
The door opens, Geto's smile slides into place. )
Mm. You look all right for a man who's brain should be smouldering. ( His head tips to one side, bangs falling briefly into his eyes. Today his hair is in a ponytail. There is a Badtz-maru clip in the back of it that he's forgotten to remove. It makes him look younger, less nefarious. If he's trying to fake it til you make it, then maybe it's working. )
I like to be traditional, you know that. ( And the motto love to the strong is just a coincidence, of course. But he stills as Gojo wraps an arm around his waist, lips twitching into helpless amusement. ) Handy.
( The address is easily delivered, a little further out of the city than maybe Gojo is expecting. There's a reason he uses curses to get everywhere. He lifts a careful eyebrow, hand settling on the arm. )
Can you manage that far? I have a big bird now, plenty of room in the beak for you.
[ he's on the way back from his first-ever away mission on his own, not even a gojo satoru in sight. it doesn't mean the trip was without adults, however, and this particular adult has megumi itching to get within cellphone signal range immediately. ]
nanami-san chaperoned today. asked after you.
Edited (HTML YOU HAD ONE JOB) 2025-08-10 21:07 (UTC)
unlocking RCT means that he can heal the fatigue in his body and the damage in his brain that comes from not sleeping more than three or four hours at night, but all the human parts of him still protest. and it's worse after days like this -- back-to-back missions, then a bit of cleanup on overtime after another sorcerer bit off more than they could chew out in the field. the curses themselves hadn't been anything worth mentioning, but --
tired. (eyes burning and gritty, a crackling thunderstorm at the edges of his skull that warns of the impending headache, thoughts moving so slowly that it feels like he's about to squeeze them through concrete.)
it's why he waves off ijichi's offer to drive him back to campus and decides to just teleport instead. it'll let him fall face first into bed even faster, and --
maybe it's just because he's tired enough for his targeting to be an issue. or maybe it's because he's tired enough for his subconscious to grab at the steering wheel and drag him where he wants to be, because.
satoru blinks, disoriented. it takes him a moment to realize what he's done -- that he missed his own dorm and managed to teleport himself in the middle of suguru's, instead. it's so dark in the room that he'd almost believe it was empty, but... no. the six eyes is enough to let him see suguru's cursed energy, and if he squints, he can pick out the shape of the other boy under the blankets.
... he should go. teleport to his own dorm, keep from waking suguru up if he's actually getting some sleep, focus on getting some rest himself, but. ]
... Suguru? [ soft. uncertain. it makes him sound like a stranger, even to himself. ]
suguru remember that parenting book you bought which i'm totally gonna get around to reading btw definitely eventually at some point ANYWAY did it have advice on barking
→ stresspoint
What does anyone?
( Geto certainly didn't believe he'd stumble out of his teens with two wards but here he is. Mass murderer, zealot, accidental father figure. )
You keep them alive and you hope the rest works itself out. Snacks always help.
Or you could just not and stay paralysed by fear. I'm not going to tell you what to do. I already have enough people needing that. But if Satoru can then why not you?
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I know Shoko's.
( Because she's the one they're likely to need the most. )
What about all the girls who give you their numbers? Do you memorise those?
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Which one? That he's not better than you? I said he was an idiot, not incapable.
ty im so tired of proving i am human
it kept making me do maths and i was like pls stop
mine kept asking me if the sky is blue what color is it
surely even robots know about the do u know the colour of the sky post
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You leave me and my carefully curated snack list out of this, Shoko!!
( How To Win Friends & Influence People, the Geto Suguru way. )
Besides, he'll be fine.
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Well, there's always that.
( Moments after that's sent there's a knock at the window. The window that's too high for a normal person but a curse user sitting atop a manta ray? Absolutely fine. He waves cheerfully, backlit by the city and the night's lights, motioning with his phone in one hand before he goes back to typing. )
Open up.
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I'm sorry, did you expect that to fade with time?
oisjiash, sorry! I was going to move it too! 😆
no no it's fine!! unless u have somewhere u'd rather it be lmao
I was failing the how many body parts questions lol
i'm always so sure i'm getting it right and then i don't and i'm like, am i a robot??
same orz
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chatroom: THE HOBOS (3) / some canon semi-divergent au
Suguru..............................
Are you mad at me
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( His presence will be felt before he announces himself, he isn't hiding himself away today. Bang on time there will be a polite knock, and Geto will be at Gojo's apartment door, dressed down for the day in loose-fitted clothing, sweat pants and sliders, a worn tshirt stretched over his chest. He even has a gift ( cupcakes, bright blue frosting ) tucked in the crook of his arm, because there's not enough of a world shift to shake the good behaviour from him.
The door opens, Geto's smile slides into place. )
Mm. You look all right for a man who's brain should be smouldering. ( His head tips to one side, bangs falling briefly into his eyes. Today his hair is in a ponytail. There is a Badtz-maru clip in the back of it that he's forgotten to remove. It makes him look younger, less nefarious. If he's trying to fake it til you make it, then maybe it's working. )
Are you going to let me in, Satoru?
IT WILL COME BACK everything about this page is *chefs kiss*
geto deserves a hozier song as much as anyone else
he deserves it MORE than anyone else. damage gets done gives me major stsg feels.
ow ur so right ;; i'm in pain
gets me right in the feels EVERY time
i'm going to add it to my stsg spotify playlist RIGHT NOW
well now you have to share
i'll send u a pm!!!
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what if i care little for canon and just make my own decisions what then
sign me tf UP my guy let's GO
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( The blush is instantaneous. #busted )
I like to be traditional, you know that. ( And the motto love to the strong is just a coincidence, of course. But he stills as Gojo wraps an arm around his waist, lips twitching into helpless amusement. ) Handy.
( The address is easily delivered, a little further out of the city than maybe Gojo is expecting. There's a reason he uses curses to get everywhere. He lifts a careful eyebrow, hand settling on the arm. )
Can you manage that far? I have a big bird now, plenty of room in the beak for you.
thank you thank you!
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ok i *think* he's still wearing the blindfold, right? i ctrl+f'd
i think so!!
god he's derailing it oh no
he loves to stick his foot in his mouth
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quick and easy start for the dads au;
nanami-san chaperoned today. asked after you.
idk what you mean this is canon to me
truly tbh
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unlocking RCT means that he can heal the fatigue in his body and the damage in his brain that comes from not sleeping more than three or four hours at night, but all the human parts of him still protest. and it's worse after days like this -- back-to-back missions, then a bit of cleanup on overtime after another sorcerer bit off more than they could chew out in the field. the curses themselves hadn't been anything worth mentioning, but --
tired. (eyes burning and gritty, a crackling thunderstorm at the edges of his skull that warns of the impending headache, thoughts moving so slowly that it feels like he's about to squeeze them through concrete.)
it's why he waves off ijichi's offer to drive him back to campus and decides to just teleport instead. it'll let him fall face first into bed even faster, and --
maybe it's just because he's tired enough for his targeting to be an issue. or maybe it's because he's tired enough for his subconscious to grab at the steering wheel and drag him where he wants to be, because.
satoru blinks, disoriented. it takes him a moment to realize what he's done -- that he missed his own dorm and managed to teleport himself in the middle of suguru's, instead. it's so dark in the room that he'd almost believe it was empty, but... no. the six eyes is enough to let him see suguru's cursed energy, and if he squints, he can pick out the shape of the other boy under the blankets.
... he should go. teleport to his own dorm, keep from waking suguru up if he's actually getting some sleep, focus on getting some rest himself, but. ]
... Suguru? [ soft. uncertain. it makes him sound like a stranger, even to himself. ]
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remember that parenting book you bought
which i'm totally gonna get around to reading btw
definitely
eventually
at some point
ANYWAY
did it have advice on barking
oh my god
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