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[gorb]

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[goatjo]

...
tho
that means we've got 9 more phases of this to go through

[gorb]

You did say the girls were joining in. I'm still betting on phase.

Though if he goes through a bunny one we have to take pictures.

[goatjo]

following in your footsteps, huh?
when do you think we'll hit the weird bangs era

[gorb]

The girls at the arcade said they were cute, ask Tsumiki.

1/2

[goatjo]

WHAT
WHO

[goatjo]

i can't believe you were using your single mom status
to pick up chicks
that's so sleazy

[gorb]

Wow.
I wasn't.
She wanted that hello kitty gacha and because I'm a nice person I took her!!?

Also stop calling me the mom!!!!

[goatjo]

are you trying to get me to call you daddy
kinky

[gorb]

No, ew.
What's wrong with you?!

[goatjo]

sounds like that makes you the mom, then!

[gorb]

...

I'm not calling you daddy either!

[goatjo]

does that make us lesbians
i'm gonna have to ask shoko for advice on lezzing out or w/e

[gorb]

Please don't.

She'll kill you and I don't think I could be a single parent of four. That's so many children to wrangle, Satoru.

[goatjo]

that's the last thing i want to hear from you rn
i'm the one wrangling AS WE SPEAK

[gorb]

And they're barking so really ...

( He's kidding. )

Okay, check those pizza vouchers. Are they still in date? Maybe a little bribery can work.

( And he knows they could use Gojo's money even if they weren't but a part of him is oddly defensive of doing this right. It would be too easy to let the other boy take the brunt of it. Geto can't allow that. Which means vouchers, using his own money. )

[goatjo]

YES
MOM IS BRINGING HOME PIZZA!!!!!!!

[gorb]

Technically I'm coming home to get the vouchers first, but sure.

[goatjo]

p sure i can just call it in
if you can pick it up on the way back
i'm never letting you leave again once you come back through the door just fyi

[gorb]

Will they take the code over the phone?

( The vouchers are important. He is checking his wallet. )

If yes I can pick up. You just have to put the order in. And please, remember they are children and they can share. We ate pizza for days last time.

[goatjo]

it's the modern age
we don't have to send vouchers via carrier pigeon anymore
i know i'm blowing your small town boy mind rn

[gorb]

Do you want pizza and rescue or do you want me to make you suffer, Satoru?

[goatjo]

pizza and rescue (ㅅ´ ˘ `)

[gorb]

That's what I thought.
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