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[shadowban]

then a teen dog. one that's already been housetrained. shelters always have dogs up for adoption.

please. i'll be responsible.

[gorb]

I said we can talk about it as a family, Megumi. But you know we have to make sure everyone is all right with it, and that we have all our bases covered.

[shadowban]

[ the problem with this approach is that, out of the four kids under the geto-gojo household, megumi fully inherited gojo satoru's sheer force of will. all he's hearing right now is permission to terrorise his sisters. ]

then i can ask everyone else? if i get the votes, can i put forth my options?

[ what kind of child talks like this, really ]

[gorb]

( Have they done THE WORST JOB at parenting? Maybe. )

Tell everyone I want a list from each of you as to the pros and cons of dog ownership. Also what responsibility might go to which child. And be prepared for some kickback on type of pet. Nana's been feeding the alley cat.

[shadowban]

[ nanako... betrayal, like brutus stabbing caesar in the back. ]

so i have my work cut out for me.

[ mission: get a dog received. ]

what if we just get a tiger.

[gorb]

A tiger!

No, I like my kitchen clean.

[shadowban]

[ what if man-tiger—— ]

the shikigami are already large enough. kuro and shiro are the size of two gojos each.

[gorb]

Do the shikigami slobber all over the tile?

[shadowban]

yes, but they evaporate when i dismiss them.

[ ...hmm. ]

i can stock up on pee pads.

[gorb]

I'm drawing the line at tigers. The neighbours think we're weird enough.

[shadowban]

...they do?

i guess that's fair. we can get very loud sometimes.

yes dogs, no tigers? what about an elephant?

[gorb]

Well, when you consider that two teenagers turned up one day with four children? It's fine, they've grown to like us. I think.

A real elephant? Do we need a bigger house? That's one way to find new neighbours.

[shadowban]

i'm pretty sure one of the aunties is convinced i'm a girl. they're just as weird, they could just ask.

maybe it doesn't help that neither of you look old enough to have had kids.

why don't you both have our names changed?

[gorb]

If making up gossip entertains them then who am I to stop it? They used to give us such strange looks. Now they're used to us.

To what?

[shadowban]

to either of your names. it would cut down on a lot of the questions we get when we're out. especially from the rude folks.

[ he's gotten enough questions about either parent picking him up from the school. it doesn't bother him, it doesn't, but it gets frustrating to keep dismissing the same questions over and over from people who have no business asking. ]

[gorb]

Oh.

( Oh. )

I suppose neither of us really wanted to overstep. You had families before. That's still important.

[shadowban]

my dad left when i was three. mikki's mom left when she was five. i'm pretty sure she took my father's money with her when she left. how are they important?

[gorb]

Do you feel like we're less of a family because we have different names?

[shadowban]

[ does he? ]

neither of you are planning on having biological children.

[gorb]

No.

I think our family's big enough.

( He will be adopting Yuta the minute they find him though. Yuji too, by way of association. )

Do you want more siblings?

[shadowban]

i think i'd like at least one brother. i always lose during movie night.

[ three girls against one emo boy, he never stood a chance. ]

[gorb]

Which one more? A brother or a dog?

[shadowban]

...geto-san, are you pregnant?

[gorb]

That's not a skill I possess, no matter how many times Satoru pets my belly and says he can feel the curses wiggling.

[shadowban]

where do they go, though? i've never seen your domain before.